"When I started, I was in a little field not far from here, and there was a mortal in front of me. He said somebody'd told him not to eat any food here and he wanted to know why, so I told him about vassals, and he said that was a shame because I wouldn't ever get to try his mortal candy, he said it was so good that mortals eat it even though it kills some of them. And I knew he was lying but I was a minute old and I hadn't ever had candy before, so I took the candy. And he took me home and kept me, and made me clean his house and cook his food and have sex with him whenever he wanted, and he wouldn't let me talk to anyone or leave his house."
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Date: 2015-04-15 10:09 pm (UTC)"When I started, I was in a little field not far from here, and there was a mortal in front of me. He said somebody'd told him not to eat any food here and he wanted to know why, so I told him about vassals, and he said that was a shame because I wouldn't ever get to try his mortal candy, he said it was so good that mortals eat it even though it kills some of them. And I knew he was lying but I was a minute old and I hadn't ever had candy before, so I took the candy. And he took me home and kept me, and made me clean his house and cook his food and have sex with him whenever he wanted, and he wouldn't let me talk to anyone or leave his house."